Friday, January 21, 2011

I'm About To Go HAM, Hard As A Muthaf*cka

Sigh* Do they really intend on not using their penises in the future? Def future candidates for Darwin Awards at this rate 

Ever get that sudden urge to be ultra productive and just do up everything? Work out, write out notes,clean the house, pay your bills, apply to jobs etc. Its one of the best feelings to have, fully motivated and just ready to go at it! 


Celebrity: Adding to this list of Kanye West being Kanye West, seems as if the only reason Britney's new song is #1 on iTunes is because Kanye was just being a nice guy and let her have it. 
There's no way he's still riding this from so long ago; give it a rest Kanye, yes your new song is good, but you are the epitome of douche no matter how talented you may be. 


NFL: Aww yeah coming down to the wire. Is there any reason to believe that we're not going to see a Packers v. Steelers SB? Steelers have an intense D and no matter how much people may not like Non-Consensual Ben, he wins games; and can everyone please relax on the Aaron Rodgers bandwagon, we get it already. Though don't get too confident, just ask Brady and his crew, them Saints. Though I always pull for the underdogs...so hopefully we can get to the superbowl with chants of J E T S JETS JETS JETS, and the superbowl shuffle!  




Random: Alright so I'm a smoker, yes I know some people will def look down upon that, but to be fair I'm probably the most courteous smoker out there. I go out of my way to distance myself from anyone around, if someone walks past me I'll hold my breath until they walk by before I exhale, if there are kids around I will hide the cigarette or walk away so they don't see it etc; so don't fault me for my bad habit.  


I just don't get how people are always bumming cigarettes from you and are constantly doing and oblivious to the fact that they should eventually buy their own pack. I'm fine with giving smokes if they need some, but I'm  def getting used for actually being a smoker and always having some. If you're not a smoker, try thinking of times when buying drinks and there's always that person who doesn't buy anything but is always sneaking there way in to getting drinks. 


How do you deal with these moochers, I need to find it in me to tell them to f off. 


eZ

41 comments:

  1. nice post, the nut shot made me laugh


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  2. that video is hilarious lol why would they do that?

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  3. lol i'd never thought of doing that before. and yeah i'll be fine. weak ass government regulations putting the man down. one day order will be restored until then who knows.

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  4. Moochers are more common than you think, and I bet it's mostly your friends who do it. That's the real frustrating thing, for both of the people involved, try to think of it like eating while other people are over only with a much more powerful addiction attached. Still, they should really learn to buy their own shit.

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  5. 3 less at the shallow end of the gene pool.

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  6. wtf at that vid lol

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  7. thanks for the comment and i swear... kids these days

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  8. "Hey moochers, stop mooching off me!"

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  9. Gotta love idiots for our enjoyment

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  10. It was a joke from him :D

    Lol@first video

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  11. doesn't look like they've ever used there penis's anyway

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  12. i can feel my nuts hurtin


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  13. weirdos in the vid


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  14. cool blog man. following.

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  15. I will never understand why people would want to crush their balls.

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  17. Whether it be Kanye west or the triple nut shot boys...it seems that some people never learn.

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  18. never heard of ham until now lol

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  19. Nice post, big aaron rogers fan here, I live close to berkley and watched him play alot there

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  20. I can't believe that Kanye West would actually post something like that.

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  22. Empathise with you when your smoking.......... in the end its you who chose to take up smoking and i think you should not be demonised for it.
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  23. Nice blog. Lmao on the video. Dumbassess! Maybe we'll all get lucky and they won't be able to reproduce. I agree with you totally on Kanye.

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  24. Come at my bro!

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  26. triple nut shot ftw

    anyway, just getting back to my followers ;)

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  27. Sadly I am one of the bummers you speak of, the only way to get them to quit asking is to just say no. Other wise we will bum and bum again ha hope I helped.

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